Friday, February 26, 2010

Have Anyone Traveled With A Medium Sized Dog

I have dreamed Rare

I walk by a rocky and rugged. The sky is clear and warm. I'm not alone. Calleja Jesus accompanies me, the adventurer of "Extreme Challenge" of the four, dressed in his typical and red anorak. I do not understand what comes with me, but I dislike the company. Also I will not say who leaves with the kid is smiling.

Explorer Jesús Calleja,
aka "Leon Owen Wilson" or "Sete Gibernau"


"I smell of salt. The sea must not go away, "he says." Now I return. "He separated from me for a moment and moves to a sharp rock wall before us and that we can not see beyond. He then climbs up and around IAEA. Suddenly, he begins to descend hastily
- RUN!
- But what's wrong? Tell me!
- SO YOU WANT MORE, RUN!
look up the hill, confused, where he was until just a moment. When you finally decide to act, Jesus has already come up to me and overtook me. I turn and follow him, trying to tread where he steps to avoid falling. I do not think, no time.


do not know how we had been running when he noticed how everything around me begins to darken. A shadow appears in front of me. A line between light and darkness, and it moves much faster than me.
For the first time since I started to run, I turn my head, to know where it comes from that shadow. A giant wave envelops us gradually to both, a titan of salt water that strongly claims to be free.


But Oh no, stumbling and falling over. I scratch my face and hands the ground. I stir it and I turn. Not wanting to look up and see how he is gaining ground horizon the sky. Blue against blue, struggling just above my head.
- Do not stop! CONTINUES!
-be the last thing you hear. I get up with difficulty, bruised, without giving back to my enemy and I hope, without moving an inch but my heart denies it, the inevitable.

A thud. Cold, very cold, and nausea. But a moment later a suspiciously warm and comforting feeling runs inside me while I stop feeling the extremities. A comforting feeling does not last long. Water salty, nasty mouth, enters and mixes with blood that no longer knows to be in the proper place. And the current takes me, no anchor. My feet are separated from the floor and my lifeless body floating aimlessly. And suddenly, total darkness.

I know it's a dream, which ended in the worst way possible and by force, at some point I will have to wake up. I do not know why I resist.
I think if you die in a dream and refuse to wake up, your body shuts down slowly until finally, you can not wake him and die for real. Yet I resist that.
Desacontrolan my eyelids, and begin to move very quickly. Among wink and blink, you see a white light, a computer screen, and a document full of lyrics that I remember very well. My eyes hurt, I can not take it anymore and awake.

scrotumtightening "or not?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Difference Between Holistic And Naturopathic

Megan Fox Saves you

Marching
another film critic! After the first, Earth Stood Still (2008), a friend, Arturo, I asked: "Manu, why do you see that shit? ".

Because I travel a lot. I've come to see the big Hollywood productions while traveling by train or by bus ("bus" as it is called the canaries), because I know if with the passage of time does not become cult movies and are relegated to viewing systematic for the Madrid-Fuengirola or similar, then I distracted looking out the window.
(Stop it! When 3D screens installed in the Talgo, see Avatar, and if not, no! damn peer pressure!)

But there are times that God makes you Ra the puñeta, or Alsa wizard window you play it and give you a ticket hall or mp3 battery runs out, and then you do not choice but to watch the movie. As a counterpoint, then you can criticize, that is one thing I really like it to me.

Transformers (2007) is a commissioned film, based on some cars / robots from the multinational toy Hasbro. Transformers special effects are more important than the plot (resulting in countless explosions without justification) and humanoid robots perform better than real people, what known as "KITT effect."
As in the drama series "Knight Rider", in which David Hasselhoff was continually overshadowed by the voice of KITT, the Pontiac Firebird Speaker (voice in English provided by the late Carlos Revilla voice of Homer Simpson AKA), in Transformers is a truck with legs and guns in the back which manages to convey more feeling that all the players together.

But ... Ah man! ... If you see Megan Fox, Surefire.
I love Megan Fox would give the two legs for maintaining a sexual relationship with Megan Fox, but end up confined to a wheelchair. Moreover, Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump did not really have the Gulf Syndrome, fiction is that she slept with Megan Fox is still more, Stephen Hawking is mounted with Megan Fox as one of his eleven-dimensional (perhaps in several of them) and you see how it has been ... Now the chair is more attractive than him.

"Narcissistic" by Megan Fox

Another terrible movie where Megan Fox is shown How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008) , translated into English as "New York for Beginners" ( go cloth). It's kind of romantic comedy that's so predictable and pointless or fails to make you laugh or mourn. And in the end the protagonist goes to Spiderman's girl instead of the "Fox." Highly implausible.


Pezograma "New York for Beginners". A dip wrong or not coming out, but that, once again, saves the whole movie.










And finally a cameo in the sitcom "Two and a Half Men" or "Two and a Half Men." Megan Fox was sixteen years or so (now twenty-four):




As Jake would say: Is not she wonderful?
Megavideo See the full chapter in English


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Spray Painting A Shower Door

The Motion Picture Best Novel of All Time


When I sleep, sometimes sleep. And when I dream I get to read things that do not exist. It's becoming a habit, and begins to worry that at times where a normal person usually off and rest I do the opposite, my brain is working at full capacity, connects some words with others, invent, create, and at the end, reads.


Why do that? Do you think my brain the next morning I remember what I read? Perhaps this is the only way to remember something I wrote in my dreams. But relying on my memory is the worst mistake that my "other self " can make.
What helps me write the best novel of all time, with his approach, his knot and its outcome, if at the time of awakening has become a vague memory in written in a blur deformed imaginary surface shakier than Bible paper? An unprecedented bestseller doomed the sheets of my own subconscious and that, past a few hours, leaving only the cover.


It seems that yes, the spirit of Fernando Sanchez Drago is owning me again. I'll gradually solved, as reading in a dream, I say. I'm learning to write asleep. Using a pen and a packet of pages that I keep under my pillow.


So far I've only got this nice scribble.
I just need to refine the technique and discover how
have been so many colors in a simple blue Bic.


Now the mess. A few days ago I read in a dream where decalogue gave guidelines to become prime minister. It seemed so simple text to a fat, toothless orangutan could become President of Venezuela ( What? ), but hardly remember the content. I know the point four reads as follows:


4 .- Do not greet people by teaching them the penis or testicles. Even less so if you're pretending to be women.



And yesterday I found myself reading articles from a shopping list as he threw a nap on the couch. If you paid attention to that list, which without fail had to buy were "nine eggs."
Suddenly I was explaining to myself that the eggs are sold by the dozen or half dozen and you can not buy nine eggs only ... and I replied to myself saying that in the fridge would not fit more than nine eggs ... entered meaningless loop, I did a reset and woke up.
Now I think that was really Sanchez Drago who had become a bit heavy and I wanted to explode the head (is that when you drink ...). Drago


Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ls Magazin Streaming Free

Panic on the set

Every time I like the talk show on Antena 3, Panic in the studio. It is a fun program while interesting.

Funny; by the dynamics of the program: the guest sits down and answers the questions, while friends and family speak from a soundproof booth, and ask the presenter to ask for this or something, usually shocking, anecdotal or humorous the life and work of the Lord sitting there.

Interesting, because the guest is usually an important person in the television landscape, cinema, art, comedy or musical for our country, so that we are facing what we call meta-television is ie television media professionals interviewed by a professional television.


ATTENTION QUESTION:
Which of the following guests of "Panic in the dish" is not an actor, or presenter, or artist, or comedian or singer?

Concha Velasco, Jorge Cadaval (Los Morancos), Quique San Francisco, Paz Padilla, Loles Leon, Chiquito de la Calzada, Antonio Gala, Lolita Flores, Kiko Rivera "Paquirrín" Mayra Gómez Kemp, David Bisbal, Jose Mota.

Yes, we know that Sarandonga is an invocation to Satan in every rule, but we accept Lolita as a singer. Ergo, the shift is CANTAMAÑANAS Francisco Rivera Pantoja, alias Paquirrín.


Here we see Kiko with Luis Larrodera, current presenter
Panic on the set. Alopecia will be the leading early
gradually both ... (what you laugh then?)


Joking aside, with Luis in front the program has improved greatly. Juan y Medio had no hint of grace, it was very Andalusian. But Larrodera puts forward, laughs, cries, drinks whiskey and smokes insulting all at the same time ... as Joaquín Sabina, but post-partum cerebral sequelae.

On Sabina invite a panic on the set, and will be two. Already
I mean.