Friday, January 29, 2010

Pokemon Cake From Safeway

Zoophilia is Being Very Vicious

was late, and endless queues had formed at the supermarket. And there I was, at the end of a row of people, what people say, orcs hungry ... one of the only two boxes that were open.

is these I was, when I see that there comes a man with white hair, beret and walking stick ... standard retiree, go ... and remains standing at the end of the two rows, in the middle, and then goes forward, on the banks, turns, stands on tiptoes, sticks his head in the crowd, and then looks at me and approaches me and tells me


- Zoophilia is very vicious.
- Huh?

That old man knew. Just lay his eyes on me alone for a second, had discovered the secret that had been jealously guarding for many, many years in my youth I was pastor of sheep.


- What?
And then he opens his mouth as a hippopotamus, and notes. I look with fear, and I do not have teeth. After that, the whole face contorts with great effort and repeated ...


- The two rows is very ambitious. I'd rather stay here.

over Spain
Gentlemen: you have to put the teeth, but go to buy bread any more, and more so if they have accents of Badajoz. CopĆ³n blessed with the pronunciation!


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Wiping Brown - No Period

test me

This afternoon, while walking from one place to another place B to buy a laxative C (excellent results, by the way),
I have come across a man coming from a D E. portal In one hand he carried a garbage bag, F, and the other a fleshy lump with legs and covered with cloth, a little boy, Pedrito. So far OK

But something was wrong. The man did not take his eyes off me over, his eyes pierced me was very offensive. Do not understand why I looked so weird. Had not been in the news in the events section or anything. Vale looked like a constipated, I admit, but it was not to be so.

Then he starts talking very loudly, almost shouting. Meanwhile, still staring at me:
- Pedrito, wait here I cross to put the rubbish.
- Vale, D.

And then cross the street. Without looking at the sides, risking being run over. He was too outstanding to me.

Then I understood. I was testing. She had left her child, a helpless child, to a stranger. Could take it if I would like, could run off with her child in her arms.
I did not. I'm not a pederast, not a murderer, not even hungry.



You keep putting people on probation, D, X one of these days, you come across a mental patient Z, and you lose your child. By trusting, by irresponsible ... and jerk.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Apply Abortion To Virtue Ethics

Earth Stood Still (2008) Losing My Religion


Keanu Reeves nailed the character. An alien completely expressionless. Great, really great. An actor at the height of the most demanding.


I would also mention, in addition to newsprint Keanu friend, who in the movie it says something like

- Oh, has a human form!
samples had us in the past [...]


So, according to them, thousands of years came about aliens in a spaceship looking for signs to clone and, walking through a primeval forest found by chance, an American-Hawaiians born in Lebanon, raised in Canada and looking Chinese.
course! What egg are you, sir!

In addition, Jennifer Connelly in the role of scientific hottie and stepmother of a black child (the son of Will Smith) is not wasted. Beautiful, intelligent, sensitive ... Anyway.