Friday, February 26, 2010

Have Anyone Traveled With A Medium Sized Dog

I have dreamed Rare

I walk by a rocky and rugged. The sky is clear and warm. I'm not alone. Calleja Jesus accompanies me, the adventurer of "Extreme Challenge" of the four, dressed in his typical and red anorak. I do not understand what comes with me, but I dislike the company. Also I will not say who leaves with the kid is smiling.

Explorer Jesús Calleja,
aka "Leon Owen Wilson" or "Sete Gibernau"


"I smell of salt. The sea must not go away, "he says." Now I return. "He separated from me for a moment and moves to a sharp rock wall before us and that we can not see beyond. He then climbs up and around IAEA. Suddenly, he begins to descend hastily
- RUN!
- But what's wrong? Tell me!
- SO YOU WANT MORE, RUN!
look up the hill, confused, where he was until just a moment. When you finally decide to act, Jesus has already come up to me and overtook me. I turn and follow him, trying to tread where he steps to avoid falling. I do not think, no time.


do not know how we had been running when he noticed how everything around me begins to darken. A shadow appears in front of me. A line between light and darkness, and it moves much faster than me.
For the first time since I started to run, I turn my head, to know where it comes from that shadow. A giant wave envelops us gradually to both, a titan of salt water that strongly claims to be free.


But Oh no, stumbling and falling over. I scratch my face and hands the ground. I stir it and I turn. Not wanting to look up and see how he is gaining ground horizon the sky. Blue against blue, struggling just above my head.
- Do not stop! CONTINUES!
-be the last thing you hear. I get up with difficulty, bruised, without giving back to my enemy and I hope, without moving an inch but my heart denies it, the inevitable.

A thud. Cold, very cold, and nausea. But a moment later a suspiciously warm and comforting feeling runs inside me while I stop feeling the extremities. A comforting feeling does not last long. Water salty, nasty mouth, enters and mixes with blood that no longer knows to be in the proper place. And the current takes me, no anchor. My feet are separated from the floor and my lifeless body floating aimlessly. And suddenly, total darkness.

I know it's a dream, which ended in the worst way possible and by force, at some point I will have to wake up. I do not know why I resist.
I think if you die in a dream and refuse to wake up, your body shuts down slowly until finally, you can not wake him and die for real. Yet I resist that.
Desacontrolan my eyelids, and begin to move very quickly. Among wink and blink, you see a white light, a computer screen, and a document full of lyrics that I remember very well. My eyes hurt, I can not take it anymore and awake.

scrotumtightening "or not?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Difference Between Holistic And Naturopathic

Megan Fox Saves you

Marching
another film critic! After the first, Earth Stood Still (2008), a friend, Arturo, I asked: "Manu, why do you see that shit? ".

Because I travel a lot. I've come to see the big Hollywood productions while traveling by train or by bus ("bus" as it is called the canaries), because I know if with the passage of time does not become cult movies and are relegated to viewing systematic for the Madrid-Fuengirola or similar, then I distracted looking out the window.
(Stop it! When 3D screens installed in the Talgo, see Avatar, and if not, no! damn peer pressure!)

But there are times that God makes you Ra the puñeta, or Alsa wizard window you play it and give you a ticket hall or mp3 battery runs out, and then you do not choice but to watch the movie. As a counterpoint, then you can criticize, that is one thing I really like it to me.

Transformers (2007) is a commissioned film, based on some cars / robots from the multinational toy Hasbro. Transformers special effects are more important than the plot (resulting in countless explosions without justification) and humanoid robots perform better than real people, what known as "KITT effect."
As in the drama series "Knight Rider", in which David Hasselhoff was continually overshadowed by the voice of KITT, the Pontiac Firebird Speaker (voice in English provided by the late Carlos Revilla voice of Homer Simpson AKA), in Transformers is a truck with legs and guns in the back which manages to convey more feeling that all the players together.

But ... Ah man! ... If you see Megan Fox, Surefire.
I love Megan Fox would give the two legs for maintaining a sexual relationship with Megan Fox, but end up confined to a wheelchair. Moreover, Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump did not really have the Gulf Syndrome, fiction is that she slept with Megan Fox is still more, Stephen Hawking is mounted with Megan Fox as one of his eleven-dimensional (perhaps in several of them) and you see how it has been ... Now the chair is more attractive than him.

"Narcissistic" by Megan Fox

Another terrible movie where Megan Fox is shown How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008) , translated into English as "New York for Beginners" ( go cloth). It's kind of romantic comedy that's so predictable and pointless or fails to make you laugh or mourn. And in the end the protagonist goes to Spiderman's girl instead of the "Fox." Highly implausible.


Pezograma "New York for Beginners". A dip wrong or not coming out, but that, once again, saves the whole movie.










And finally a cameo in the sitcom "Two and a Half Men" or "Two and a Half Men." Megan Fox was sixteen years or so (now twenty-four):




As Jake would say: Is not she wonderful?
Megavideo See the full chapter in English